SJ and I saw the new American film Beasts of the Southern Wild on July 4th and she liked it so much she wanted to write a typewriter review of it. It's been sweeping awards at various film festivals--Golden Camera at Cannes as well as winning best film at Los Angeles, Seattle and Sundance film festivals--and director Benh Zeitlin's imaginative and ambitious film is going to be much talked about throughout the awards season. Here's the poster and SJ's typewriter review of Beasts of the Southern Wild:
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Sunday, July 08, 2012
Herb & Dorothy
[didn't get to finish my typewriter review--here's the rest of what I wanted to write]...their devotion to the art and artists they supported is incredibly loyal and genuine.
Friday, July 06, 2012
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
June movies
June was a good month for movies. I started out in Seattle for eight films at SIFF which I wrote about in a post a few weeks ago. The rest of the month saw me really watching a lot of documentaries--ten for the month in total. SJ and I saw four films at the Los Angeles Film Festival [post soon with details on that] and I saw a group of good new releases [Killer Joe, Safety Not Guaranteed, Your Sister's Sister] and one disappointing new film [Prometheus]. Seeing Tootsie with a full house at the Orpheum with Dabney Coleman killing the pre-screening Q and A was another highlight of the month. Here's the full list:
Best Intentions---2011---romania **
Coteau Rouge---2011---canada ***
Earthbound---2011---ireland ***
We Are Legion: The Story of the Hackivists---2012---usa ****
Kryptonite!---2011---italy ***1/2
The Mexican Suitcase---2012---usa ***1/2
Romancing Into Thin Air---2011---hong kong ***
Rent-A-Cat---2011---japan ****
Tootsie---1982---usa *****!
Big---1988---usa ****
Prometheus---2012---usa ***
Into the Wind---2010---usa ***1/2
Risky Business---1983---usa ***1/2
Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times---2011---usa ***1/2
Killer Joe---2012---usa ***1/2
A Band Called Death---2012---usa ***1/2
The Iran Job---2012---usa ***1/2
Safety Not Guaranteed---2012---usa ****
Beauty Is Embarrassing---2012---usa ****
Your Sister's Sister---2012---usa ***1/2
Phase IV---1974---usa ***1/2
I Knew It Was You---2009---usa ***1/2
Card Subject to Change---2011---usa **1/2
The People Vs. George Lucas---2010---usa ***
Best Intentions---2011---romania **
Coteau Rouge---2011---canada ***
Earthbound---2011---ireland ***
We Are Legion: The Story of the Hackivists---2012---usa ****
Kryptonite!---2011---italy ***1/2
The Mexican Suitcase---2012---usa ***1/2
Romancing Into Thin Air---2011---hong kong ***
Rent-A-Cat---2011---japan ****
Tootsie---1982---usa *****!
Big---1988---usa ****
Prometheus---2012---usa ***
Into the Wind---2010---usa ***1/2
Risky Business---1983---usa ***1/2
Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times---2011---usa ***1/2
Killer Joe---2012---usa ***1/2
A Band Called Death---2012---usa ***1/2
The Iran Job---2012---usa ***1/2
Safety Not Guaranteed---2012---usa ****
Beauty Is Embarrassing---2012---usa ****
Your Sister's Sister---2012---usa ***1/2
Phase IV---1974---usa ***1/2
I Knew It Was You---2009---usa ***1/2
Card Subject to Change---2011---usa **1/2
The People Vs. George Lucas---2010---usa ***
Monday, June 25, 2012
Los Angeles
Downtown Los Angeles is a dreamland for movie palace lovers. There's the Million Dollar Theatre, the Palace, the Orpheum, the Los Angeles and the United Artists just to name a few. Rarely are films shown at them, but every summer the Los Angeles Conservancy schedules screenings. Thanks to the screenings, the theatres can be experienced for the reason they were created: watching movies. I'd been inside the Million Dollar Theatre and the Orpheum, but the Los Angeles I'd only admired from the street as I looked up lovingly at its bright red marquee.
Recently, SJ and I got to go inside the theatre [with over a thousand others] to see the 1973 film Paper Moon. What a jewell! I was kind of awestruck by this ornate, painfully beautiful structure. If you even attempt to tell me we've progressed as a culture regarding the way we watch movies since the Los Angeles was built in 1931, I might be tempted to slap you across the face and tell you never to talk to me again! Now we have multiplexes or boxed rooms that are indistinguishable from one another, then they had places like the Los Angeles. The Los Angeles has all the bells and whistles for the era, including an actual ball room below the theatre! Check out the images below and make yourself sad that you are forced to watch movies in the sterile confines movie theatres have devolved into.
Friday, June 22, 2012
Seattle International Film Festival
A few weeks ago I flew up to Seattle to spend four days watching movies, seeing friends, eating at favorite restaurants and getting away from Los Angeles. I hadn't left Los Angeles county since moving here last October and I was more than ready for that dreary Pacific Northwest weather. I am already a bit sick of the uninterrupted bright sunlight that penetrates the hazy Los Angeles cityscape day after day. Seattle was a perfect four day respite for that. Don't believe the photo on the left with blue skies and clouds, that was an brief patch of blue during my visit. Here's a rundown of the films I saw--eight of them.
Day One. I started off with a dud in the 2011 Romanian drama Best Intentions. I love seeing films from this part of the world and there's been kind of a surge in great films from young directors coming out of Romania, but this confused movie isn't one of them. Shot with a gimmicky P.O.V. style that comes and goes throughout the film which I loathed, Best Intentions had little to it that makes it worth recommending. My second and third films, while kind of flawed and not world beaters, were at least pleasantly entertaining compared to Best Intentions. Coteau Rouge, a Canadian film set in a Montreal suburb, is uneven but has enough festival styled charm to warrant a viewing. These kinds of low-reaching comedy/dramas from another country seem all over the schedule every time I've gone to SIFF over the years. Last on the schedule was Earthbound, an Irish sci-fi romantic comedy that veered close to being too cute for its own good. The nice ensemble cast, led by an adorable Jenn Murray, saves the day for this one.
Day Two. I love anything to do with computer hackers, so when I saw We Are Legion on the schedule, I snapped up a ticket as fast as my fingers could type on the keyboard. Telling the story of the mostly leaderless Anonymous hacker community, We Are Legion is an entertaining documentary romp through the world of hackers fighting for good and evil [some might say illegal]. Or, they are just getting their lulz. I love reading or watching this kind of techno-mayhem, so this one was right in the sweet-spot. Kryptonite!, an Italian comedy/drama, had an absolutely knock-it-out-of-the-park first 15 minutes, but it couldn't maintain that level. It's still a fun look at Naples in the 1970s as a young boy comes of age surrounded by a family of eccentrics. I ended the day with another documentary, The Mexican Suitcase is about the Spanish Civil War and the discovery of a lost suitcase in Mexico City that contained thousands of negatives from the war by famed photographers Robert Capa, Gerda Taro and David "Chim" Seymour. I actually saw an exhibit with these images at International Center of Photography when I was last in New York, so I found this documentary fascinating. It's not only about the civil war, but the dangerous war photography that these three photographers helped break ground regarding the art form.
Day Three. Johnny To is a veteran Hong Kong filmmaker who specializes in tightly plotted crime films and shoot-em-ups, Romancing in Thin Air is a sort of spotty departure for him that has him taking on the romantic drama genre. Full of all the usual emotional over-the-top shenanigans you expect in a Hong Kong film, there's no way you'd ever guess the man behind the lens of this one is bad-ass Johnny To. Glad to see him branch out, but I prefer To's crime films to this one. My last film of the festival was also my favorite, the oddball and wonderfully titled Rent-A-Cat. This Japanese film is a cat lover's dream movie that had the audience eliciting multiple "ahs" of cuteness on the screen when there was some sort of cute feline action. Sleepy cats in baskets? I'm more of a dog person, but even I had multiple goofy grins on my face at some of the cat-related shots. The story involves a lonely single woman who has a lot of cats. She rents them out to emotionally needy people to help them in various ways and then we follow her relationship with these cat-renters. Rent-A-Cat is a quirky charmer, written and directed by Naoki Ogigami, and I'm hoping to catch some of her other films.
Day One. I started off with a dud in the 2011 Romanian drama Best Intentions. I love seeing films from this part of the world and there's been kind of a surge in great films from young directors coming out of Romania, but this confused movie isn't one of them. Shot with a gimmicky P.O.V. style that comes and goes throughout the film which I loathed, Best Intentions had little to it that makes it worth recommending. My second and third films, while kind of flawed and not world beaters, were at least pleasantly entertaining compared to Best Intentions. Coteau Rouge, a Canadian film set in a Montreal suburb, is uneven but has enough festival styled charm to warrant a viewing. These kinds of low-reaching comedy/dramas from another country seem all over the schedule every time I've gone to SIFF over the years. Last on the schedule was Earthbound, an Irish sci-fi romantic comedy that veered close to being too cute for its own good. The nice ensemble cast, led by an adorable Jenn Murray, saves the day for this one.
Day Two. I love anything to do with computer hackers, so when I saw We Are Legion on the schedule, I snapped up a ticket as fast as my fingers could type on the keyboard. Telling the story of the mostly leaderless Anonymous hacker community, We Are Legion is an entertaining documentary romp through the world of hackers fighting for good and evil [some might say illegal]. Or, they are just getting their lulz. I love reading or watching this kind of techno-mayhem, so this one was right in the sweet-spot. Kryptonite!, an Italian comedy/drama, had an absolutely knock-it-out-of-the-park first 15 minutes, but it couldn't maintain that level. It's still a fun look at Naples in the 1970s as a young boy comes of age surrounded by a family of eccentrics. I ended the day with another documentary, The Mexican Suitcase is about the Spanish Civil War and the discovery of a lost suitcase in Mexico City that contained thousands of negatives from the war by famed photographers Robert Capa, Gerda Taro and David "Chim" Seymour. I actually saw an exhibit with these images at International Center of Photography when I was last in New York, so I found this documentary fascinating. It's not only about the civil war, but the dangerous war photography that these three photographers helped break ground regarding the art form.
Day Three. Johnny To is a veteran Hong Kong filmmaker who specializes in tightly plotted crime films and shoot-em-ups, Romancing in Thin Air is a sort of spotty departure for him that has him taking on the romantic drama genre. Full of all the usual emotional over-the-top shenanigans you expect in a Hong Kong film, there's no way you'd ever guess the man behind the lens of this one is bad-ass Johnny To. Glad to see him branch out, but I prefer To's crime films to this one. My last film of the festival was also my favorite, the oddball and wonderfully titled Rent-A-Cat. This Japanese film is a cat lover's dream movie that had the audience eliciting multiple "ahs" of cuteness on the screen when there was some sort of cute feline action. Sleepy cats in baskets? I'm more of a dog person, but even I had multiple goofy grins on my face at some of the cat-related shots. The story involves a lonely single woman who has a lot of cats. She rents them out to emotionally needy people to help them in various ways and then we follow her relationship with these cat-renters. Rent-A-Cat is a quirky charmer, written and directed by Naoki Ogigami, and I'm hoping to catch some of her other films.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
May movies
Saw more films this month, although there were a bunch of films I'm not listing due to Slumber Party 4 secrecy issues. I'm sure there was a CineRobot first in May--three scores of five in a row when I saw The Lady Eve, West Side Story [in 70mm!] and The Straight Story [also on film in a theatre] back-to-back-to-back. I also got to see Paper Moon at the ornate and beautiful Los Angeles in downtown [there's a ballroom below the theatre!] and was charmed and entertained by the raconteur Peter Bogdanovich for a blissful thirty minutes.
Roadie---2011---usa **1/2
The Sound of My Voice---2012---usa **1/2
Monsieur Lazhar---2012---canada ***1/2
Vigilante---1983---usa ***
Submarine---2011---england ***1/2
Urbanized---2011---usa ***1/2
Bernie---2012---usa ***1/2
Identity Card---2011---czech republic ***1/2
Matchmaking Mayor---2011---czech republic ***1/2
Long Live the Family---2011---czech republic ***
Moonrise Kingdom---2012---usa ****
The Lady Eve---1941---usa *****!
West Side Story---1961---usa *****!
The Straight Story---1999---usa *****!
Friday Foster---1975---usa ***
Damn! Is the Price of Fame too Damn High?---2011---usa **1/2
The Dictator---2012---usa ***
Paper Moon---1973---usa ****
Roadie---2011---usa **1/2
The Sound of My Voice---2012---usa **1/2
Monsieur Lazhar---2012---canada ***1/2
Vigilante---1983---usa ***
Submarine---2011---england ***1/2
Urbanized---2011---usa ***1/2
Bernie---2012---usa ***1/2
Identity Card---2011---czech republic ***1/2
Matchmaking Mayor---2011---czech republic ***1/2
Long Live the Family---2011---czech republic ***
Moonrise Kingdom---2012---usa ****
The Lady Eve---1941---usa *****!
West Side Story---1961---usa *****!
The Straight Story---1999---usa *****!
Friday Foster---1975---usa ***
Damn! Is the Price of Fame too Damn High?---2011---usa **1/2
The Dictator---2012---usa ***
Paper Moon---1973---usa ****
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Moonrise on Wes Anderson by Stephanie Huettner
Believe it or not, it’s been sixteen years since Wes Anderson released his first theatrical film. Bottle Rocket announced him to a limited indie audience as a new voice in cinema and won him the Best New Filmmaker award at the MTV Movie Awards. As silly as a distinction from the network that is currently airing “Jersey Shore” may sound now, MTV used to be pretty good at predicting new filmmaking talent. Fellow winners of this award include Christopher Nolan, Spike Jonze, and Sofia Coppola. His most recent film, Moonrise Kingdom recently premiered as the Opening Night Film at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival.
The main criticism I hear of Anderson’s work is that it is repetitive, mostly in style. This critique is, to me, actually a compliment of sorts. A young writer/director who has his own self-possessed style immediately out of the gate is the something that makes every wannabe director in film school seethe with envy. The lingering static shots, the almost universal asocial behavior of characters, the picture-perfect set pieces; it just wouldn’t be a Wes Anderson movie without these things. In truth, the actual content of the films differs wildly from one to the next; a buddy road movie, a tale of teen angst, a family drama, a deep sea diving adventure, an international travelog with estranged brothers, a groundbreaking animated children’s film, and now, a coming-of-age story about first love. Throughout all of these can be found a menagerie of strange but endearing social misfits.
One thing none of Anderson’s films has failed to is delight me upon repeated viewings. Zissou has gotten better and better in my personal esteem, I once watched Rushmore several times on a loop in one day, and The Royal Tenenbaums went from my favorite movie of that year to one of my favorite movies of the decade. “His movies are so full. They aren’t just made with two turnarounds to get us to act 2 and act 3. He gives us fully rewatchable stories where no matter how many times you watch them you can still be surprised.” This came from my I Luv Video coworker, Steve Quinlan, while we watched our third Anderson film in a row at work. Steve and I see pretty much eye-to-eye where comedies are concerned, and the above reasoning is why. Most comedies are compiled of Big Funny Moments, often built around otherwise pedestrian dialogue and halfway developed characters. Even comedies that I enjoy immensely upon first or second viewing rarely pull many satisfying laughs from me after that. Anderson’s comedies, I think of them all as comedies among other things, are built instead upon hundreds of Little Funny Moments with no dead space in between.
What truly sets all of Anderson’s work apart from the hordes of people trying to master the art of twee is an unshakable emotional core. There are many who think the opposite is true, finding his work to be all about the surface image. While the visuals certainly play a huge role in all of the movies, as mentioned before, I’ve never left one without feeling moved in some way. For all of his bastardly behavior, Royal Tenenbaum loves the hell out of his family. In spite of his aloofness, Steve Zissou is deeply affected by everything going on around him. And, if nothing else, I find the drowning scene in The Darjeeling Limited unfailingly stirring every time. Really, folks, if you can sit through the end of Life Aquatic with the sweet strains of Sigur Ros playing over visions of a jaguar shark swimming over a miniature yellow Zissou submersible without feeling the slightest swelling of emotion, well then we are just wired differently.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to change anyone’s mind about Anderson who doesn’t like him, but I suppose that’s never really mattered to me. I get it, and that’s all that matters.
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Friday, June 01, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
2004 statistics!
Here's the last of my statistical updates as from 2005 on, those have already been published on CineRobot since I started the blog in that year. 2004 had me living part of the year in Seattle and then moving back to Oklahoma for graduate school. Do you get the feeling I like to move around a lot based on these statistical updates and the amount of my moving around? Well, after my move from Norman to Tulsa in May of 2005, I stayed in one house, one city, one state for over six years. And then I moved again, to Los Angeles. Here's 2004's stats for you number junkies.
Total: 263
By decade
1920-29: 1
1930-39: 2
1940-49: 3
1950-59: 5
1960-69: 9
1970-79: 29
1980-89: 23
1990-99: 9
2000+: 182
In a theatre: 134
Documentaries: 29
Where I saw 'em
102--Seattle, Washington
75--Pryor Creek, Oklahoma
43--Norman, Oklahoma
28--Tulsa, Oklahoma
5--Siloam Springs, Arkansas
4--Broken Arrow, Okla.; Oklahoma City, Okla.
1--Dallas, texas
By country
165--US and A!
14--France
13--England
11--Japan
9--Canada
6--Hong Kong
5--Italy; Spain
4--South Korea
3--Germany
2--Australia; Austria; China; Denmark; Ireland; Taiwan; Thailand
1--Belgium; Brazil; Czech Republic; Hungary; Iran; Israel; Mexico; Mongolia; New Zealand; Poland; Scotland; Sweden
Who I saw 'em with
178--loner style
35--Nancy Churillo
16--Lillian Blevins
11--Shane Davis
9--Kelly Healy
8--Trevor Koop
5--Phil Hollins
4--Sherrill Davis; Michael Ninburg
2--Dave Showinski; Lily Yuan
1--Nicole Agostinelli; Michael Aycock; Jory Boling; Jack Buchans; Katrina Gibson; Emily Hennigs; Joshua McNichols; Katherine ???
Total: 263
By decade
1920-29: 1
1930-39: 2
1940-49: 3
1950-59: 5
1960-69: 9
1970-79: 29
1980-89: 23
1990-99: 9
2000+: 182
In a theatre: 134
Documentaries: 29
Where I saw 'em
102--Seattle, Washington
75--Pryor Creek, Oklahoma
43--Norman, Oklahoma
28--Tulsa, Oklahoma
5--Siloam Springs, Arkansas
4--Broken Arrow, Okla.; Oklahoma City, Okla.
1--Dallas, texas
By country
165--US and A!
14--France
13--England
11--Japan
9--Canada
6--Hong Kong
5--Italy; Spain
4--South Korea
3--Germany
2--Australia; Austria; China; Denmark; Ireland; Taiwan; Thailand
1--Belgium; Brazil; Czech Republic; Hungary; Iran; Israel; Mexico; Mongolia; New Zealand; Poland; Scotland; Sweden
Who I saw 'em with
178--loner style
35--Nancy Churillo
16--Lillian Blevins
11--Shane Davis
9--Kelly Healy
8--Trevor Koop
5--Phil Hollins
4--Sherrill Davis; Michael Ninburg
2--Dave Showinski; Lily Yuan
1--Nicole Agostinelli; Michael Aycock; Jory Boling; Jack Buchans; Katrina Gibson; Emily Hennigs; Joshua McNichols; Katherine ???
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Monday, May 21, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Stephanie Huettner Hearts Warren Oates
Why do I love Warren Oates so much? Well, my introduction to the man was quite an innocent one. Instead of notoriously gritty fare like Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, my childhood was spent with Warren as Muff Potter in Tom Sawyer the Musical. Whaaaaat? Yes, dear readers, it’s true. This musical adaptation of the Mark Twain classic was on heavy rotation throughout my childhood. Musical, you say? Was Warren Oates a great singer? No, but he was a great lip-syncer. Muff Potter’s one big number was a fun little song called “A Man’s Got to Be (What He Was Born to Be)” which was actually sung by Billy Strange. This scene shows Muff and Tom (played beautifully by child star Johnny Whitaker) roaming all over Hannibal, Missouri finding the lovable alcoholic’s multiple hidden bottles of whiskey. A bit of that can be heard and seen in this trailer for the film:
By the end of the song, they’ve run into Huck Finn (Jeff East) and Muff is so drunk that he spills liquor all over the boys before falling backwards off a bridge into the Mississippi River. Kid’s movies used to be awesome, right? This film also featured a young Jodie Foster as Becky Thatcher and Celeste Holm as Aunt Polly, so there was lots to love besides Oates. However, he was always my favorite part about the movie. He was the only person I had, or have, seen play Muff not only as a fun-loving buffoon, but also as a man with some true sadness buried underneath all of his silliness. When he’s accused of murder and visited by Tom in prison, the pain in his voice and eyes ground the character solidly in reality. He is both literally and figuratively sobered by the realization that the people who know him best think he is capable of such a hideous crime. Upon his release, he decides to leave Hannibal, as he can no longer comfortably exist there. Tom begs him to stay, and Muff can only utter: “Oh, Tom. My little friend. Best friend I ever had.” He then gives a forced cocksure grin and heads down the road. It’s heartbreaking stuff, people.
It wasn’t until I had a few more years on me that I realized this guy was actually a very highly respected actor who had made quite a few films. In the aforementioned Terrence Malick classic, Badlands, Oates has a minor but incredibly powerful role as the bewildered father of Spacek’s young Holly. His time on screen is all in the first act, as he fights to keep his only child from being sucked into a relationship with Martin Sheen’s charming sociopath, Kit. This role would have worked and serviced the plot just fine had it been merely played angry. Oates, however, adds a world of depth to this character. Behind his eyes, the audience senses the sorrow of a man who knows he’s only fighting the inevitable and that heartbreak lies in his future.
Perhaps two of my favorite Oates performances are in the Monte Hellman films, The Shooting (1966) and Two-Lane Blacktop (1971). I was lucky enough to be in attendance at a Weird Wednesday double feature at the Alamo Drafthouse about five years ago, with Hellman in attendance. I had already seen both of these films, but getting to hear some behind-the-scenes stories about both from Hellman shed a whole new light on them. There is one scene in The Shooting in which Oates’ character muses over life and death, mostly to himself. Hellman said that he envisioned it being said with confidence and gusto, perhaps as John Wayne would’ve delivered it. Oates, however, was insistent that it be done in the style of a Shakespearian soliloquy. Knowing this, I can’t imagine it being done any other way. Blacktop is the more well-known of the two films. In it, he plays a poseur driving a GTO (his character’s only given name is also “GTO”) who challenges gearheads, played by singers James Taylor and Dennis Wilson, to a cross-country road race. Along the way, GTO picks up a number of wayward hitchhikers whom he tries to impress in different ways. He becomes increasingly frustrated and strange as no one seems to care about his great car or the supposedly impressive facts he spouts about it. Oates was one of those actors who had the ability to ooze charm in spite his lack of classical good looks. For proof, here’s a little bit of his appearance on the long-running series, Gunsmoke:
In Blacktop, he turns this charm in to false bravado. As fast as his car can go, he can’t overcome his own crippling insecurity to enjoy himself.
What about the Bill Murray comedy classic, Stripes? What about the twisted cult classic, Race with the Devil? 92 in the Shade? Cockfighter? His charming portrayal of bank robber John Dillinger? There isn’t space to go through all of his notable performances and films. While I have seen a shamefully small number of his entire oeuvre, he’s still one of my favorites. I rank him right up there in the top 4 with Daniel Day-Lewis, Peter O’Toole, and Montgomery Clift. He’s highly respected by many film nerds, who revere his strange charisma that burns through the screen. To the general moviegoing public, unfortunately, he’s not all that well remembered. He didn’t win any major acting awards and wasn’t a traditional leading man, so he’s just one of those guys whose face they know. Those that do know him ardently love him. There’s a picture of Oates hanging behind the counter at I Luv Video, where I work. A few weeks ago, a customer asked if the guy in the picture was a friend of ours. I said, “Yup, he sure is. That’s our friend, Warren Oates.”
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Monday, May 07, 2012
Pulling pranks on a movie audience redux
Originally published on April 10, 2006. This is one of my favorite things I have been involved in while connected to Circle Cinema.
Surely everyone knows that it is against the law to run into a movie theatre and scream out, “FIRE!” Well, is it okay to pull a prank on a group of people who have shown up to see a midnight movie and then get something unexpected? I think so, and that’s just what we did April Fool’s weekend at Circle Cinema.
Months and months ago a plan was hatched at just what we could do to the people thinking they’d shown up to see the cult classic 1983 film Repo Man. It was decided that those in attendance would get a completely different film when the lights go dark. Instead of the punk rock infused Repo Man, the audience would get a cruel dose of Bette Midler and her tearjerker Beaches. I know, I know, it’s painful just to think about, right?
Here’s how the prank went down. The crowd begins to filter in around 11.30 with an album by X called “Los Angeles” playing on the stereo. They hang out in the lobby talking about seeing Repo Man or watching the lightning storm that was taking place outside the theatre. At around 11.45 people begin to go in and sit down while Black Flag is playing loudly in the theatre.
Midnight comes and I go in and give my usual spiel about what films are coming at the Circle and tell them to enjoy the first screening of Repo Man in Tulsa since 1983. Lights go dark. I run up to the projector’s booth to watch people’s reactions when the ungodly sight of Beaches hits them.
Very early in the film people are turning to each other and saying things like, “Is this Beaches?” “I think this is Beaches?” “Oh, dude, this is Beaches!”
If you don’t recall Beaches, about two minutes into the film Bette Midler turns around while singing some hideously cheesy song with this grin on her face and that’s when people inside had enough. A few people raised both arms in the air while looking back at the both and hollering out, “What in the hell?!”
Our plan was to show Beaches until someone came out of the theatre to complain—if it took 10 minutes we were committed to showing 10 minutes of Beaches. It took less than two minutes. One guy in his 20s vaulted out of his seat like he’d been prodded with a electric cattle rod and came hustling out into the lobby.
“Dude, they are showing Beaches in there!” he proclaimed.
“What?” I said trying to be stone faced and confused.
“Beaches dude, Beaches!” he hollered out.
I went into the darkened theatre as Greg stopped the film. I announced to the restless and uncertain audience that we’ve been having a lot of issues with our distributor in Dallas and I wasn’t sure what the problem was. I told them we didn’t get the print until this afternoon and didn’t have time to really check it before loading it onto the platter. The audience was talking loudly to each other about Beaches and didn’t seem to get what was going on.
Greg announces over the P.A. for the audience to hear, “Joshua, could you come up to the booth for a second?” and I head up to where he’s red-faced from laughing. We nod at each other and wait 30 seconds before Greg gets back on the P.A. and tells the befuddled audience in his best “Voice-of-God-delivering-bad-news" tone the following:
“Uhm, ladies and gentleman. I’m sorry to inform you that there’s been sort of a mix-up with our distributor and, uhm, they’ve sent the wrong film. Also, we’ve already shut down our computers and we can’t offer a refund at this time and since that is the case, we hope that you’ll sit back and enjoy Beaches.”
And we kill the lights and start up Beaches again! The crowd is moaning and saying stuff to me and to each other loudly. We run Beaches for about 30 seconds before we come out and reveal that it was just a joke but let them know if they’d prefer to watch Beaches they could. “That’s evil, man!” one person exclaimed. “No!” was the response and when Repo Man began for real and Iggy Pop came blaring out of the speakers the crowd broke into an impassioned cheer.
Friday, May 04, 2012
Chinatown at the Orpheum
SJ and I recently ventured downtown into the land of movie palace movie watching with a screening of Chinatown at the Orpheum. As you can see by the photos, going to the theatre used to be a glamorous evening out with bright neon marquees and opulent chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. The Orpheum seats nearly 2,000 people and has a huge balcony [where we sat] that offers a perfect view down to a massive screen. I love watching films from the balcony. Talk about "old school."
Some people claim that we've progressed as a society and civilization through the decades. Well, I sort of disagree. Compare the Orpheum with the soulless, charmless multiplex and it's pretty clear that in terms of how we watch films--we've seriously digressed. I wish I could see every single movie in a place like the Orpheum, but sadly, this was a rare screening in a theatre that is currently known for live music more than movies. At least the theatre is still being used, unlike so many of its brethren from the 1920s in downtown cities across America.
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
April movies
Blurring through The Sopranos is still affecting my monthly movie totals, but we are now at the start of season #5, so we're getting close to ending that quest. I did see a few more films than are listed, but they are possible Slumber Party 4 titles and don't want to reveal anything in case one of those gets chosen for a surprise film. The highlight of the month was seeing Chinatown in downtown Los Angeles at the Orpheum movie palace. We had amazing balcony seats for that one and I have a post coming with photos of the lit-up marquee of the theatre and maybe an interior I shot with my iPhone. There's nothing like seeing a movie with nearly 2,000 other people!
The Hunger Games---2012---usa ***
The Future---2011---usa ***
Pretty Poison---1968---usa ***
Signs---2002---usa *1/2
Jeff, Who Lives at Home---2012---usa ***1/2
The Man Who Knew Too Much---1956---usa ****
Beginners---2011---usa ****
The Kid with a Bike---2011---france ***1/2
Cabin in the Woods---2012---usa ***1/2
Chinatown---1974---usa *****!
Knuckle---2011---ireland ***1/2
Bully---2012---usa ***
The Hangover 2---2011---usa *1/2
The Heartbreak Kid---1972---usa ****
The Hunger Games---2012---usa ***
The Future---2011---usa ***
Pretty Poison---1968---usa ***
Signs---2002---usa *1/2
Jeff, Who Lives at Home---2012---usa ***1/2
The Man Who Knew Too Much---1956---usa ****
Beginners---2011---usa ****
The Kid with a Bike---2011---france ***1/2
Cabin in the Woods---2012---usa ***1/2
Chinatown---1974---usa *****!
Knuckle---2011---ireland ***1/2
Bully---2012---usa ***
The Hangover 2---2011---usa *1/2
The Heartbreak Kid---1972---usa ****
Sunday, April 29, 2012
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