Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy [naughty] Valentine's Day at Cinefamily

Normally, I avoid any public activities connected to Valentine's Day, a complete scam of a "holiday" concocted by the powerful flower, chocolate and card lobbies to give them a sales boost near the beginning of the year. I haven't participated in any way since I was forced to send out random cards to people in elementary school [the indoctrination in this bogus affirmation of love begins extremely early for some]. This year I'm breaking that tradition as SJ and I are going to spend late night at Cinefamily watching something they've dubbed "100 Most Outrageous F*cks." The title says it all, they've assembled clips of 100 outlandish, over-the-top or dirty sex scenes and will play them back-to-back for the sold-out audience. Their inventive trailer is below but it might not be safe for work if you work at someplace offended by footage of Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche going at it with extreme, sightless glee. Happy naughty Valentine's Day everybody!

100 Most Outrageous Fucks (encore trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

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7 comments:

Guy Gadbois said...

I expect nothing less from Mr. Statistics than full lists of worst to best scenes across multiple categories (e.g. campiest, over-produced, etc).

Joshua Blevins Peck said...

I might be too busy watching whacked out sex scenes to be making lists. I'm expecting laughter, awkwardness and full-on steamy scenes tonight.

Joshua Blevins Peck said...

If you need your list fix Guy, I've got 2002's stats coming up in the next week or so. That will have to hold you over.

Joshua Blevins Peck said...

So, we did this last night and it got kind of raunchy at times. Full on porn was mixed in with some of the silly, outrageous sex scenes of more known films. Have to say this is the first time I've seen porn w/ 100 other people in a theatre.

Cross that one off the list!

hidden staircase said...

and with c. love in the 100 to boot! nice!

Bungle said...

: Was the sex scene between Emma Thompson and Jeff Goldblum in The Tall Guy among them? Hilarious bonking.

Joshua Blevins Peck said...

Bungle: No, that was not among the scenes we saw. SHOWGIRLS action was probably the most mainstream. Or, TWO MOON JUNCTION maybe.